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Thursday 19 March 2015

HUSH! Zlatan- the wise speakest

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 33 yrs old, PSG striker has been renown on field for his skills had to recently apologise after lashing out "S*** Referee" after PSG lost to Bordeaux on Sunday.
The PSG forward not just used foul name but also stated that France does not deserve a team like PSG, he said, "I played 15 years, I never seen a referee this s***,' he shouted. 'They don't even deserve PSG should be in this country".

It wasn't the first time for Zlatan to make such controversial statement. Here are some of the other such instances of him being a big mouth but with out getting into trouble.

1. “Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions”
For someone who was at the start of his career, it was a bold move. It seems that PSG man never doubted his talent, which brought him thus far!
Arsene Wenger, Arsenal coach

2. "Can you describe 'Zlatan' - a lot of Dutch people don't understand?"
Zlatan: "I've never heard this question before, I think it's only you who doesn't understand." 
Normal people would address themselves in first person basis- I, me, myself. But its was a pretty good answer for a guy who calls himself by third person- Zlatan! (As you must have observed above)
 
3. "I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch."
Says the man who can prove it, if given the opportunity.
 
4. "Swedish style? No. Yugoslavian style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."
We surely have to put it into academics. So the young ones could master this style. 
 
5. "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."
Zlatan takes a dig on then Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz.
Zlatan's clash with Stephane Henchoz
 
6. Reporter – “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”
Usually players are the ones falling prey to reporters tactics. Not in case of Zlatan. Wrong question dude!
 
7. “Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!”
This was Zlatan's response when a reporter asked about a photo of him and Gerard Pique hugging. He sure doesn't make gender discrimination when it comes to verbal attack, coz this time it was a female reporter.
8. "Nothing, she already has Zlatan."
what else would Zlatan's wife ask for her birthday when she's got THE MAN!
Zlatan with wife Helena Seger
9. "Jose Mourinho is a big star ... he's cool. The first time he met (my wife) he whispered to her: 'Helena you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy"' The guy says what he wants. I like him."
This proves that Zlatan does know to praise others, than himself. Even if few! Brewing of a bro-mance?
Zlatan and Jose Mourinho
10. "I heard Beckham's decision and it made me think,who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan. The children of Paris are not leading Ligue 1 in goals this season. I am. I have 20 goals. The next best players have 12. Twelve! If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation."
Too much to ask, I guess!
Zlatan and Beckham as PSG team-mates
11. “When the red card happened the worst thing was the Chelsea players - I felt there were 11 babies around me.”
The internet meme community sure did live up to Zlatan's sarcasm. When Zlatan was given red card for a challenge on Oscar in the UEFA Champions League 2015.
Meme-101greatgoals.com

Chelsea players teaming around the referee
"We haven't had a goalscorer like him in France for a long time. He is on a different planet to anyone else."
-Jean-Pierre Papin on Ibrahimovic